Sly: I already know what my new obituary will say: Sylvester Dodd, he had the very best friends.

Toby: That being said, Collins gives me the willies, so for a romantic night in, how about we install security cameras and an alarm?
Happy: Be still my heart.

Walter: What did you do to him?
Paige: Kicked him in the gooty. Run!

Walter: I prefer certainty over risk.
Paige: I prefer not to die in a closet.

Russian hotel managers and Collins do not determine if we are a real couple or not. We do.


Good news is I'm getting really good at hogtying people.


I accidentally made Russia declare war on Norway. My bad.


Toby: Happy, what's your status?
Happy: Married, you were there, remember?

Paige: What the heck were you doing?
Walter: I was pleasuring you.
Paige: What husband doesn't know that his wife has a bad shoulder. Now they are going to be suspicious.

What do you do when you lose your one true love?


Sly: Your plan is to pee people out of the pool?
Toby: I'll grab a swimsuit from the laundry, and while I'm getting changed, I'm going to search for how to say, "sorry I had an accident" in Russian.
Happy: Sometimes, I can't believe I said I do.

Cabe: Now hands in! All right, Scorpion on 3. Ready? One!
Toby: Sorry, Collins. Team members only.
Cabe: Two!
Sly: When was the last time everyone washed up?
Cabe: Three!
Walter: We wasted three seconds, let's go.

Scorpion Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Happy: I can fly the copter. Pilot's license, remember?
Toby: Oh yeah, last time you flew us somewhere, we crashed.
Happy: P.A.N.N.S. remember? No disparaging of ideas.

Walter: Right now what is our number one problem?
Toby: I'm being forced to work with a man who tried to murder me.