As gross as it sounds, she's warm for your form.

Toby

Toby: Why don't you ask her out?
Cabe: She's at least 10 years younger than me.
Toby: Everyone's at least 10 years younger than you.

On behalf of the United States Government, I'm commandeering this Super Fun Guy float.

Cabe

On behalf of the United States Government, I'm commandeering your churro cart and all of its cooking oil!

Cabe

Grandma's a jailbird.

Ralph

Veronica: Speaking of kids, how is my grandson?
Toby: He's delightful.
Paige: None of your business.

We've got clear skies, smooth sailing, our cases rarely go this well.

Sly

I'm a Sylvester Dodd woman.

Paige

Walter: Well we appreciate Paige. She's very... she brings intangibles.
Veronica Dineen: You seem to really care for her.
Walter: As a valued member of the team. Of course, yeah. She's top notch.

For years I have searched my soul for any love I have left for her, and I found nothing.

Paige

My father died heartbroken because of the woman you met today.

Paige

Tim: What are we involved in?
Toby: An uncomfortable family squabble.

Scorpion Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

You shouldn't slap another man's sauce.

Toby

I'd say turkey isn't the only bird Cabe has his eye on today.

Toby