Happy: I just can't believe that Toby used to live like he did. I mean I knew he gambled but the bookies, broken fingers, an no-tell motels. I don't like thinking about him like that.
Paige: You don't like thinking about him becoming like that again.

Desperate people rarely live well.

Paige

I assume by the number of damnits that Happy hasn't found anything yet.

Paige

What are you getting me into?

Walter

Happy: That Pantera is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
Toby: Second sexiest.

Toby: No one just says anything.
Cabe: Shut up. Why did I just say that?

Okay, no offense, do we need to get involved with some hood just because you owe him a childhood debt?

Walter

He's a criminal all because he helped me.

Cabe

What could we do? It's not like we could just walk into a criminal enterprise and start looking around.

Walter

No mas oral report por favor.

Happy

This seems shady. This is not what we do.

Paige

We only heard all of it.

Toby

Scorpion Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Paige: Look, you are learning your way through a new romance. Before Toby, what was your longest relationship?
Happy: I had an orbital sander for nine years.

He's sweating a lot like he swam here.

Happy