When he bailed, it was the best thing for us.

Happy

It's like they have their own language.

Paige

You do understand that I was not pleased by the way things turned out.

Walter

If this nuclear power plan doesn't melt down, the team might.

Toby

Mark's always had the wrong idea about me. Let's just leave it at that.

Walter

Luck doesn't exist. Math and science does.

Happy

I don't want to sound like Sylvester, but I'm terrified.

Toby

You brainiacs can't agree on anything, so I'm stepping up.

Paige

There are a lot of negative vibes in this room right now. I think a beer would help.

Toby

I'm the one who had to dig through a Salvation Army bin to pass as a lawyer to talk to you.

Toby

Slap my face with an ace!

Toby

That was so badass.

Paige

Scorpion Quotes

Sly: I could have ingested a toxin!
Ralph: Why don't you ingest an ice tea and calm down?

Toby: Low pair's a bad hand.
Happy: I'm about to smack a bad hand into your low pair.