Walter: I have never committed a crime in my life.
Toby: Well, you did hack into NASA.

It was physics, not heroics.

Happy

I'm like a blind man at a peep show. What's the point?

Toby

Only you could turn blackjack into homework.

Toby

I don't believe it. This bed is sterile!

Sylvester

I'm in because the only thing sweeter than winning cash will be winning it from you.

Toby

Maybe it's time we got some publicity on this.

Walter

What kind of punch does a jellyfish like?

Walter

I want some blood off my ledger.

Agent Gabe Callo

You're a cop if you believe you're a cop.

Toby

I figured we would have gone rogue hours ago.

Toby

Pump your brakes before you say something brilliant.

Agent Gabe Callo

Scorpion Quotes

Sly: I could have ingested a toxin!
Ralph: Why don't you ingest an ice tea and calm down?

Toby: Low pair's a bad hand.
Happy: I'm about to smack a bad hand into your low pair.