Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Cabe: How cheap do you think I am?
Toby: Well your cereal box says, 'cereal.'
Cabe: Generic is how you get your savings.
Walter: This is not the way to earn Patty's company. You're better than this.
Ralph: You can't talk. You already have my mom. You don't know what it's like.
You don't see the irony of a tech genius hooking up a 40 year old TV?
Paige
I just can't shake the feeling that something is wrong with me.
Happy
Paige: How did it go at Elia's new factory?
Walter: Well the software installation was successful.
Sly: And by successful, he means no one was launched into space or taken hostage.
Toby: Happy?
Happy: Jackass. I see your back is better.
Toby: This is not what it looks like.
Happy: Really? It looks like you are gooty to gooty with your ex in a coffin.
Toby: It's a casket, actually. A coffin is tapered.
Toby: If I only have a minute to live, I don't want to spend it with another woman's lips on mine. I love Happy.
Amy: Shut up!
Toby: I will not shut up. You made me an adulterer!
Cabe: So that's it?
Happy: No, we take the two-hour flight back to LA, find Toby, and I kick his ass.
Paige: Wait, when you were in the pipe, you said that you still loved him.
Happy: That's when I thought I was going to die. Now, I have a track on his keychain, and I don't want to breach that trust, but he forced his hand, so I'm going to go hunt him down.
Cabe: Who would have thought that Toby would be the one to die today?
Happy: Tell Sylvester not to punch Toby in the crotch.
Paige: Okay.
Happy: And tell Toby that I really did love him.
Happy: Right, Sly, if I die, you give Toby a gooty punch when you see him.
Sly: Um, I'd prefer not.
Paige: I might not be able to identify our first kiss, but I sure as hell can identify our final kiss. It was last night, buddy.
Walter: Oh now you're being childish.
Two years ago we created a tsunami to reverse the flow of a river. Now we're creating an avalanche to kill a tsunami? Can't say we're not well rounded.
Cabe
