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Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
He's not picking up. I'm going to cover him in parsley and feed him to the snails.
Happy
Walter: We're going to have to stop it.
Happy: Please don't say the tsunami.
Sly: Please don't say the tsunami.
Walter: Guys, we're going to have to stop the tsunami.
Sly: Don't make me spy on my friend.
Happy: I'm going to make my foot spy on the inside of your butt if you don't.
Cabe: That's a nice line. I'm going to use that.
We're trying to preggo her eggo.
Toby
Toby: You know I'm an enthusiastic lover, right?
Paige: And?
Toby: With all the procreation recreation, I slipped a disk in my lower back.
Paige: We're all too involved in each other's lives.
Cabe: A query my dearies, where did you first meet your dearie?
Walter: Nero's diner!
Paige: Nero's diner!
Florence: I don't have many friends, and I thought you had become one.
Paige: I have.
Florence: Splendid.
Remember if you have a science problem, don't take any old kid along with you to help, take a whiz.
Walter
Paige: You okay?
Sly: We convinced two healthy kids to jump out of a plane. Is that even legal?
Griffin: Rachel, you've been my best friend since we were six-years-old. I've been in love with you since we were seven. If we're going to die, I don't want to die without you knowing, so now you know.
Rachel: I've known since we were six. I love you too.
Allie: Should I get Cabe? Sometimes you're not the most graceful.
Toby: I'll have you know I was voted best tumbler at PS90 in Brooklyn.
Paige, I know bullies, and a bully is someone who picks on someone for no other reason than their own insecurity. That's what you're doing to Florence. You, Paige, you're being a bully.
Sly
