Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
Ralph: I mean something to really help with the case. Patty has me playing art class with Meatball. I need her to see me as a man.
Walter: But you're not a man. You're thirteen.
Ralph: Please, I'm dying over there.
Sly: I have one in the garage under the ramp in my solar storm go bag which next to my earthquake go bag and my financial collapse go back.
Ralph: I'll get it.
Toby: Hey Sly, remember our talk about the difference between obsession and preparation? Guess which way you're leaning.
Sly: Do you want a ham radio or not?!
Are you ready for a weekend of no work, no cases, no Scorpion?
Cabe
For the last time, I'm fine with your dream. It all happened when you were dying, and Toby told me it wasn't a big deal, so it would be illogical for me to feel anything but okay, right?
Paige
Sly: She's smarter than me!
Walter: That's nonsense, no one smarter than you! Except me, and Ralph, and four other people I've read about.
Between you and me, I used to think that I was the winner because I got Toby, as much as anyone who gets Toby can be called a winner, but now that I've met you, I've realized that I was a consolation pick.
Happy
Amy: Look I get that you don't get me, but for the life of me, I can't figure out why.
Happy: Seriously?
Amy: Yeah.
Happy: You're a foot taller, three times girlier, a bikini model geneticist with a house in Bali, with Svengali power over my husband.
Dorie: Trash has no value. A threat has negative value. Tobias Curtis is a threat; therefore, Tobias Curtis is trash.
Toby: Hey Dorie, why don't you cram it up your motherboard?
Okay, you guys stopped a nuclear satellite, a runaway cargo ship, and an extinction event. You can't get us out of a hole in the ground?
Florence
I told Happy you'd be mad, but she wanted furniture.
Walter
Florence: Why do you guys hate him?
Walter: He married Toby's ex-girlfriend.
Sly: Stole Toby's ex-fiancée. He's a snake!
Walter: I'm so sorry. I told you all that I didn't need you. Well the truth is, my subconscious knows the opposite is true: you'd do better without me.
Toby: Imagine this 197, did we all know each other in your dream?
Walter: No. Happy was lonely. You were hanging on to an old memory for happiness, and Sly you were, you were living in shame. By the way I have a fix for your game. And Cabe you were grumpy, and you didn't have any friends at work.
Toby: But you said that we all saved your life?
[Walter nods]
Toby: Deep down your psyche knows that we are better together. You know that you need us, but you also know that we need each other, that we need you, Walter. We were successful in your dream because you think highly of us.
