Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 1 Quotes
I've seen you hack a thermometer, Ralph. This is amateur hour.
Toby
Here's a shocker. I don't like boats, primarily because they are on the water, and I don't like water.
Sylvester
So who is up for a little James Bond action?
Cabe
Toby: I want to be rich just once.
Happy: Stop gambling.
Toby: Stop judging.
The cherry on top of the denial sundae.
Toby
Should I get the extinguisher? Because your pants are on fire, liar, liar.
Toby
I care about Ralph. You were right I don't, I never had a real relationship with my father, and I know I'm not Ralph's, but I must serve a purpose in his life because he's such an important one in mine, and if he left, then uh... I know I said being human isn't something I wanted, but since I met your son, I know that's not entirely true. These last few months have been...less me, and that's made me a better person. So no, I don't want him to leave. I care about him and you.
Walter
Feel free to take a bow. You all just saved the world.
Cabe
Agent Gallo Homeland security. Let this man hold your hand.
Cabe
Toby: I hate government.
Cabe: Then don't cash your federal paycheck.
You never lose memories just the ability to access them.
Toby
I need to know why you're being so jerky.
Toby
