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Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Season 1 Quotes
How come a bunch of geniuses can't answer a phone?
Cabe
Most people would take that as an insult, Walter, but I know you don't communicate like normal people, so I'm going to give you a pass.
Paige
There's no such thing as luck only good science and math.
Walter
I call shenanigans and tomfoolery!
Toby
Whatever thoughts you are having about Drew or anyone else, you ask yourself could this hurt Ralph? You take care of your most important thing.
Toby
When did we become action heroes?
Toby
The good news is that you're probably not as bad a kisser as I theorized.
Toby
It's time to get our man.
Cabe
Sylvester: How did she pull that off?
Toby: Because she's Happy freaking Quinn.
I'm sorry, am I not scaling the building by hand fast enough for you?
Happy
Walter: I don't enjoy contact.
Paige: I know. I've seen you hug people. It's like you're in a leper colony.
Let's practice. I'll flirt with you, and you flirt back.
Paige