Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 8: "Mommie Dearest" Quotes
Look, I can't live like this. OK? All I do is work out and kill people.
Boone
I'm a work in progress! Okay? Maybe I have to get all this bitch out of me before I can be the real me.
Chanel
That's right, Chanel. You will say you are sorry to Grace and start changing the way you treat the ladies at Kappa house or Mama Denise will take your man.
Denise
Chanel #5: Why are you wearing my clothes?!
Denise: The bigger question is, why are you the same size as a forty year old woman?
I knew it. Looks like the bitch apple doesn't fall far from the bitch tree.
Chanel
Gracie! Perfect timing, I was just about to cook us up my mother's famous falafel enchiladas. It's an old family recipe which fits perfectly with the sort of vague, enigmatic quality of my skin tone.
Gigi
First of all, I'm an American, I don't have to understand anything.
Chanel
Chanel: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my boyfriend Chad Radwell. Tonight's our night of a thousand compliments night.
Chanel #3: What's that mean?
Chanel: We sit across from each other fully clothed and he compliments me a thousand times.
I just figured that eventually someone would shoot the bastard!
Dean Munsch
Now, why don't you all strap on some oak bags and go poop huge green turds in the street like the sad old mares you are?
Chanel
And you know what else is synced? Their thirst for murder! And you know what they say -- "Those who pill together, kill together!"
Chanel #6
The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society. The Voting Rights Act should be authorized in every state. And the Affordable Care Act does not require people to eat broccoli!
Dean Munsch [to "Antonin Scalia"]
