Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19: "My Best Laid Plans" Quotes
Turk: Hey hey! There he is! My buddy hit it and quit it, didn't he?
J.D.'s Narration: Hell no.
J.D.: Hell yes! Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for my nightly ritual.
J.D.'s Narration: Pleasure myself, weep and repeat.
Kylie: I have a surprise for you tonight.
J.D.: God, I hope it's sex. Or a pony. I'll bet it's sex because I don't see a pony.
Well if it isn't Marginally Attractive and the Beast.
Dr. Cox
Janitor: Gentlemen, Crazy-Eyes Margo. I've called the Brain Trust together for one reason: I have to find a way to make Blonde Doctor mine.
Randall: Burn down her apartment.
Troy: I have an idea, but we're gonna need a tugboat.
Janitor: Tugboats and arson, that's all I ever get from you guys. We call this a Brain Trust, and I'm the one with all the solutions. I saved you from that eagle, Randall. I saved your job, Troy. And Margo, I found your birth mother! She was a tree person, remember? Now there's no shame in that. I'm sorry, guys, but I've had enough. I'm afraid I have to find a new Brain Trust.
Oh, my goodness. He actually tricked you into a date. This is so very delicious and filling I don't think I'm going to be able to eat the rest of the evening; in fact, I honestly don't think I can have one more bite of your painful humiliation. I'm...I find I'm just a little stuffed. Will take my keys to go, though!
Dr. Cox
