Scrubs Season 3 Episode 19: "My Choosiest Choice of All" Quotes
Dr. Cox: Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, I actually see your face.
Jordan: I love that you think about me at work!
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told Security to look into it? But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. If I was a security guard around here, things'd be different.
Carla: You really want to be a security guard?
Janitor: Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?
Turk: The uniforms are black and gray.
Janitor: You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?
J.D.: I totally understand. You know, Danni and I are getting back together, too.
J.D.'s Narration: We are?
Elliot: Danni? Danni, Danni, Danni... What was her last name?
J.D.'s Narration: Damn! I should know this!
Elliot: Blonde hair!
J.D.: Yes! Raspy voice!
J.D.: You don't enjoy hanging out with me, do you?
Danni: Not really, I'm more into tough guys, you know.
J.D.: Last night in bed I knocked you unconcious!
Danni: For like 5 seconds.
J.D.: [to Danni in the other room] You want any water? [sees Turk and Carla watching him] ...Well do you guys?
Carla: Bambi, we know you were in there with Danni, we heard you say her name.
J.D.: Oh, no no, I was in there with my buddy Danny, from the gym.
Turk: But we heard you say "Take it all, Danni!"
J.D.: ...He's a ... really good buddy...
Oh don't even start "Tarla" or "Curk" whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgemental freak-show. Why don't I do a little piece for you, I like to call "Your First Year of Marriage." 'I do.' Oh kiss, kiss, kiss. 'Why can't we have a baby?' 'Why you spending so much money on clothes?' 'Why you sleeping with my sister?' 'Why can't I hang out with my peeps?' Pkkkkkkkk...
Dr. Cox
Janitor: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah! Movin' a little quick there aren't we bub. Got a story to tell me?
Dr. Cox: Here's a story. It's called the security guard who was sodomized with his own nightstick.
Janitor: Why don't we just consider this a warning?
Dr. Cox: Yeah.
Danni: I get so gassy after sex. Oh, by the way, some skank named Barbara called; I told her to back off!
J.D.: Barbara's my mom.
Carla: What's wrong with him?
Turk: He slept with Elliot last night.
Carla: Oh, that time of year again.
