Scrubs Season 5 Episode 1: "My Intern's Eyes" Quotes
Nurse: Oh, Dr. Reid, are you joining us for lunch today?
Elliot: Ahhh... anyone want half a tofu-cheese sandwich?
Turk: Elliot, why are you here!?
Elliot: Oh, I have to make Kelso think I still work here so he doesn't have me arrested for stealing medical supplies.
The next morning was not good. Carla was not talking to Turk, Elliot had dropped by to help not talk to Turk, and I was sneaking out in my undies because my clothes were downstairs in the dryer.
J.D.'s Narration
Turk: Actually, J.D.'s been living here secretly.
J.D.: Turk, why!?!
Turk: Because I gotta get those damn judgmental eyes off me!
"Turk": J.D. didn't want to live here, I begged him.
Carla: Is that true?
Turk: I didn't say that - J.D. can do my voice.
Elliot: Hey, it's getting good!
J.D.: Well, thank you! Aw, I lost it...
Carla: Ah, you three are ridiculous.
Elliot: Hey! I'm just here to grab a ride to work.
Carla: At a hospital where you don't actually work! And you?
Turk: How am I supposed to tell you that I'm not ready to have a baby when you're so excited?
Carla: And you secretly moving back in here?... Now, I really don't love being den-mother to you three... fine, it's like crack to me.
Dr. Kelso: But now I need to know: Is this the type of attending you're going to be?
J.D.: I guess so.
Dr. Kelso: Anything else?
J.D.'s Narration: I could tell him there's nothing in my cup and I'm just pretending to drink to seem nonchalant...
J.D.: No.
