Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17: "My Life in Four Cameras" Quotes
Carla: Are you just going to roll over like that?
Jordan: That's weird. I asked him the same thing last night
Carla: Where’s the outrage, the anger, the hate?
Jordan:Again last night
Carla:You’ve gone soft
Jordan: Oh! Okay now its getting spooky.
Dr. Kelso: If there is one thing I have learned it is that you can’t schedule love.
Dr. Cox: I think your credit card statement would beg to differ.
Dr. Cox: As a parting gift I will tell you this. Narrow it down to two symptoms: vomiting and diarrhea, because it's just not ecoli unless its firing out of both exits.
Okay, Perry! That's it, it's over. The only act left to see is you firing that guy.
Dr. Kelso
And if any of you cows, goats, or ducks have any questions, don't be afraid to ask me! I'm just like all of you, only giant and human!... Thank you. I hope you enjoyed our production of World's Most Giant Doctor Goes to the Farm.
J.D.
Oh, brother. Look, I, uh... either start laughing or I start unplugging your machines.
Janitor
Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. Relationships aren't always magically fixed in thirty minutes - you have to work on them.
J.D.'s narration
