Scrubs Season 4 Episode 3: "My New Game" Quotes
J.D.: Thirsty, huh?
Ted: Helps the tears taste less bitter.
J.D.: Cheers.
Look, J.D., ever since you dumped me, everyone around here's been treating me like some kind of a victim. It's like, "Ohh, look at poor Elliot going home alone." Or, "Ohh, look at poor Elliot riding a tandem bike by herself." That's not something I normally do, I just really wanted ice cream the other night, my car was out of gas, and that's the bike the Gundersons loaned me.
Elliot
Elliot: Listen, I probably shoulda put a stop to all this co-chief stuff.
J.D.: What co-chief stuff? I haven't even been thinking about it.
Dr. Cox: You. You went behind my back.
Molly: I gave you every opportunity to do the right thing.
Dr. Cox: I'll tell you what, there, Miss Manners: Why don't you go ahead and gulp down that bear-sized bite, and then we'll talk.
Molly: Yummy! Man, that is great kielbasa. But you can't really screw up kielbasa, can you? So, um, where were we?
Dr. Cox: Honest to God, I can't remember.
Janitor: Hey! Hey, someone! Hey! Randall was in the air conditioning vent, and it collapsed on him! Buddy!
Randall(coughing): Co-chief. Co-chief!
Janitor: Hey, you fixed him!
Turk's Narration: Forget about J.D. You're just as good as the Todd. You got this.
Turk: All right, people! I believe we're done here.
Dr. Lemmon: Did you just sew your gown into the patient? Yeah, ya did.
Dr. Cox: Jordan. Jordan, come on, Jordan. Ahhh.
Carla: Are you okay?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna go check on Miss Myers.
Carla: Molly sent her down to surgery.
Dr. Cox: Oh-ho-ho, wrong day, new chick!
J.D.: What do you mean she died?
Turk: J.D., I did everything I could. Even my attending thought I did great. He said, "Do I think you did great? Yes I do!"
J.D.: How'd surgery go?
Turk: Oh, you know, I was on top of my game.
J.D.'s Narration: It can be scary to stick your neck out for a friend. That's why it's a huge relief when they come through.
J.D.: How's she doing?
Turk: Uh... unfortunately she didn't make it.
J.D.'s Narration: What?
Dr. Cox: Oh, you're gonna hang onto that?
Molly: Yeah, you know, I forgot my lunch money, and it's kielbasa day in the cafeteria. Kielbasa!
