Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb" Quotes
Carla: Uh, she's sleeping, sir.
Dr. Kelso: So?
Elliot: You know, there's cupcakes down in Pediatrics!
Dr. Kelso: Ooh!
Dr. Cox: I see, so what, that's... that's it? You say she gets the liver and that's the way it goes?
Turk: No, she gets the liver because she followed the rules.
Dr. Cox: Ah-ha.
Turk: Dr. Cox, I know it's really hard on you medical guys, because you spend most of your time with your patients and you get emotionally attached. But as a surgeon, the person I'm closest to is the guy who's giving us the liver, because it's a gift, and I think it's important that it goes to the person that's proven they're up to the responsibility.
Dr. Cox: Holy cow, I get it. I gotta collect myself for a moment, here. That's very touching.
Turk: That's Stephanie, our new transplant patient.
Dr. Cox: Oh. And you picked her, so I'm quite sure she is so very nice.
Turk: No, actually she's alienated every member of my surgical team.
Dr. Cox: Sweetheart, you're not even on the surgical team.
Turk: I am a very important part of the team that!... I am a very important part of the team, thankyouverymuch.
Elliot: Hm! Can't believe Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman!
Carla: Same job, different outfit.
Elliot: Pff! True dat!
Carla: Elliot! You ain't as ghetto as ya think y'are, 'kay?
Todd: Don't worry, sweetheart, this'll all be over in a second.
Larry: Please stop.
Todd: Oh! It's the hips that fool me.
Turk(muffled): You know, I'm really getting sick of this-
Dr. Cox: Oh! I'm sorry! Are you talking? Because I've decided to keep my finger on the button, so I actually can't hear anything that's going on in there. But, for fairness' sake, I've decided to do your end of the conversation. It goes a little something like this: "Blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, cool hip-hop lingo, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah."
Oh, hello, and welcome to McSurgeon's. May I take your order? "Yeah, I was thinking about getting a simple operation with no unexpected complications, please?" Oh, gosh, here I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those. But! If you have a child, maybe you'd like to try one of our Infection Meals! That'll be seven thousand dollars, please pay at the second window.
Dr. Cox
Danni: I love how much you guys care about your patients.
J.D.'s Narration: Wow. Danni is so sweet. What am I worried about?
Danni: You know, Jordan and I are from around here, and our friend Chuck's a stripper? I'm sure he knows tons of guys that would love to have sex with your patient.
J.D.'s Narration: What the hell!? What's it gonna be like when she's at my place!?
Elliot: Mm, it's so nice to have real food again.
Carla: Elliot, they didn't even feed us.
Ohhh, hey Dr. Turk, you old turtle-headed pain in the ass. Aw! Dammit all, Perry, that is so not what you came down here to say! Now you're better than that!
Dr. Cox
Elliot: Slim, what are you in for?
Criminal: Robbery.
Elliot: Mm. Prostitution!
Carla: Would you please stop enjoying this so much?
Dr. Cox: Look. Barry... Barry's a... he's a great guy.
Turk: Yeah. I totally forgot the rule to the transplant list is no drinking... unless Cox says you're a great guy
