Sex and the City Quotes
I'm homeless! I'm gonna be a bag lady! A Fendi bag lady, but a bag lady!
Carrie
I have no fortune. I didn't need a cookie to tell me that.
</i> Carrie
I've spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!
Carrie
Everyone else is glowing about my pregnancy, why can't I?
Miranda
In a courtroom, reasonable doubt can get you off for murder. In an engagement, it makes you feel like a bad person.
Miranda
I'm missing the bride gene. I should be put in a test tube and studied.
Carrie
Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you? That is so sci-fi!
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Samantha: (to the girls) I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Carrie: Now it's airborne.
Charlotte: I feel like we don't belong here!
Carrie: That's because we're wearing shirts!
Miranda: Seriously, why don't straight men have bodies like this?
Carrie: Because gay men have the possibility of sex at the gym! If straight men had that they'd be working out all the time too!
Samantha: I've had sex at the gym!
Carrie: See, Samantha's doing her part to motivate the masses!
Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.
(Carrie calls Samantha to make plans)
Samantha: I'll conference you with the other girls.
Carrie: You know how to do that?
Samantha: Of course! How else do you have three-way phone sex?
Miranda: These are my last months of freedom and I'm spending them in bed.
Samantha: Just don't spend them alone in bed.
Miranda: I'm a lost cause, go on without me. Save yourselves!
