Sex and the City Quotes
Charlotte: I can't believe you took Ecstasy from a stranger!
Samantha: It wasn't a stranger, it was a friend of my friend Bobby's friend Bobby!
Miranda: Well, then you know it's safe.
I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know, they are people who have recently moved in with someone.
Carrie
Aidan: What do you need two doors for?
Carrie: Well, cause you know sometimes I'm in a hurry I just brriinrr that one and it's my escape hatch in case.
Aidan: In case what?
Carrie: In case rapists come in my bedroom window, I see 'em in the mirror and I wriiirr! Gone.
Samantha: For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect dick.
Trey walks in to hear the end of her sentence.
Trey:Whoops, forgot it was ladies night.
Charlotte: Don't talk to my friends like that! Without a baby they're all I have!
Trey: And what am I?!
Charlotte: You are the man who gave me a cardboard baby!
Trey: It...was...funny!!
Charlotte: NO IT WASN'T!!!
( Miranda opens her door to find Steve kneeling on his knee with a ring in his hand )
Miranda: What, are you fucking kidding me?
Steve: Is that your answer?
Miranda: Why are you proposing?
Steve: I thought that's what you wanted!
Miranda: I don't want to marry you, Steve!
Steve: Well I don't want to marry you either!
Miranda: Then what are we doing?
Steve: There's gonna be a baby, and I...I just don't wanna just be a guy that sees you at the playground. I wanna help.
Miranda: That doesn't mean we have to get married! You're not in love with me, right?
Steve: No. Especially not right now I'm not.
Why don't we just sit around and wait for a stork?
Charlotte
Miranda: Oh God, Carrie. Is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want me to leave?
Miranda: No I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
Miranda: Why didn't I use a condom?
Carrie: You didn't use a condom?
Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception.
I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
Carrie
Samantha: "Emotional" is just code for "I don't want to hire a woman."
Miranda: They're like that at my firm. They're afraid you're going to cry over a legal brief.
Carrie: HAVE you ever cried over a legal brief?
Miranda: Yes, but only in the privacy of my own office.
