Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
I'm sick of living in your shadow.
Ian [to Lip]
Frank, I certainly hope you're not pooping in there. It's a closet.
Sheila
What kind of system do we live in where you have to cripple yourself to stay alive?
Frank
Dottie: Eat sh*t Frank.
Frank: Well I would, but I recently went vegan.
Five Gallaghers I'm gonna be like the lone black dot on a map of Ireland.
V
Dead people poop themselves.
Debbie
Hey uncle Carl! I didn't know we were going to be neighbors. Will you tell me a story?
Chuckie
Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.
Steve
Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.
Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.
Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?
Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.
Carl
