Popular Shameless Quotes
Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.
We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?Robbie
Kevin: Circle doesn't start with an S? What the fuck? Cat I know that shit bitch! That's a cat!
Veronica: You learnin' stuff off the TV again?
When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.Lip
Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.
Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.Deb
She was born with a large clitoris!Frank
I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.Fake Aunt Ginger
Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.Veronica
Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.Sheila
Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!
Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.Steve