We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

The best gift you can give is neglect. Neglect fosters self-reliance.

Frank [to Lip]

I also danced with Cab Calloway, he had the first colored penis I ever kissed.

Fake Aunt Ginger

She was born with a large clitoris!

Frank

Holy shit, you popped his cherry? And how was the 30 seconds of bliss.

Veronica

Frank: Beautiful day for a party!
Neighbors: It's for kids, Frank. No booze!

Well if you need me, I'll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.

Steve

Oh don't mind me, I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.

Sheila

That's your teenage diseased mind talking. You tasted penii and now you're just crazy!

Sheila's husband

Do you know why doctors, lawyers and nurses are great liars? Because they lie to help people.

Steve

Shameless Quotes

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?

Robbie

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.