Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.


I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.


It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.


Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

This is your time, Debs.


You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.


Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?