You brought him home he’s your puppy. He makes a mess on the rug, you clean it up.

Fiona

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• Added: January 12, 2014

Carl: He’s dying.
Fiona: No he’s killing himself, there’s a difference.

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• Added: January 12, 2014

He’ll be back. Frank’s a cockroach. You can stomp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl.

Kevin

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• Added: January 12, 2014

First date Fiona? The girl who puts out waitin in line at the drive thru?

Kevin

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• Added: January 12, 2014

I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember.

Debbie

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• Added: January 12, 2014

Fiona: Hey Carl you got any Bears stuff I could wear to the game today? Like a hat or jersey or something?
Carl: I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt but it might have some blood on it.

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• Added: January 12, 2014