Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.
Debbie
I'm sorry, but we already have a black kid.
Receptionist
The tide is changing too damn fast. Let's make Chicago white again.
Frank
The silverware has been going missing.
Maid
Frank. You best hope you don't get blamed, gossiper.
Lip: See you later, pukie.
Tana: See you later, jabber.
Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!
Mom: My daughter is only nine years old!
Mom 2: And she's a huge slut!
Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.
Lawyer
We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.
Frank
Time to go Gallagher.
Fiona
Lawyer: They are prepared to settle, but they want Sparkles back.
Fiona: My dog?!
Kassidi: Do you love?
[Handcuffs Carl to the bed.]
Kassidi: Whoa! What the hell?