I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.

Debbie

I'm sorry, but we already have a black kid.

Receptionist

The tide is changing too damn fast. Let's make Chicago white again.

Frank

The silverware has been going missing.
Frank. You best hope you don't get blamed, gossiper.

Maid

Lip: See you later, pukie.
Tana: See you later, jabber.

Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!

Mom: My daughter is only nine years old!
Mom 2: And she's a huge slut!

Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.

Lawyer

We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.

Frank

Time to go Gallagher.

Fiona

Lawyer: They are prepared to settle, but they want Sparkles back.
Fiona: My dog?!

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Kassidi: Do you love?
[Handcuffs Carl to the bed.]
Kassidi: Whoa! What the hell?

Shameless Quotes

Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.