This poor child couldn't help himself once the devil got inside of him. Sum 1013 says, "I will not look with approval on anything that is vile." I hate what faithless people do, I will have no part of it.

Priest

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• Added: December 31, 2017

Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you into America.

Frank

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• Added: December 31, 2017

You're gonna get your ass kicked by a homo.

Ian

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• Added: December 31, 2017

We must set a safe word... french fry.

Kev

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• Added: December 17, 2017

Nessa: Gotta admit, it's catchy.
Fiona: Thundercunt Slum Lord. I'm starting to detect a pattern there.

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• Added: December 17, 2017

Fiona: Hey, that's vandalism. Now you're trespassing on a vacant lot.
Ian: No, it's not a sweet old lady named Connie Rupp owns it and has granted me temporary occupancy for $11.

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• Added: December 17, 2017

Ian: I'm allowed to express myself on my property as well as my guests.
Fiona: Well, the sidewalk belongs to the city. It's not your property.

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• Added: December 17, 2017

Debbie: Hey, would you be so kind as to get me the morning after pill?
Woman: Of course.

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• Added: December 10, 2017

Debbie: Hey, I'm sorry.
Woman: Fuck you!

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• Added: December 10, 2017

Kev: I can be all gender-liquid like you.
V: You mean gender-fluid?

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• Added: December 10, 2017

Nessa: She okay?
Fiona: Mrs. Cardinal's dead.

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• Added: December 10, 2017

Principal: Mr. Gallagher, a word. Liam failed his exam today. He only got two out of ten questions correct.
Liam: I didn't understand the questions.
Frank: What kind of questions are we talking?
Principal: Basic word association.

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• Added: December 03, 2017