Shameless
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You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.
Fiona
I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.
Sean
It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.
Veronica
Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.
This is your time, Debs.
Frank
You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.
Debbie
Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?
Ian
Carl: Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion.
Fiona: Carl!
It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.
Carl
They pay for dollars for espresso. They can suck my balls if they want.
Svetlana
I'm not killing my baby. It's not a baby. It's a few cells.
Debbie
I'm sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.
Fiona
