Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Quotes
Carl: Knives are in the drawer if you want to do a home abortion.
Fiona: Carl!
It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.
Carl
Guess our reputation as a shit hole is still safe.
Waitress
Use the downstairs toilet if you're so fucking desperate.
Debbie
Frank: What is the matter with you people? She was my soul mate.
Debbie: She probably killed herself just to get away from you.
I don't know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle.
Fiona
Get up old man.
Fiona
Happy is overrated. Grow up, Fiona.
Sean
Bianca: Thank you.
Frank: For what?
Bianca: You have made me happy. I've never been very happy.
Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids?
Fiona [to Gus]
Ian, Ian, I'm finally happy. People like us, we can be happy. I love him and that's the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? Who loves you back for who you are. I want that for you.
Monica
Why won't you ever let me be happy?
Debbie [to Fiona]
