Sammi: If you don't get out right now, I will shoot you.
Frank: Go ahead. You don't have the guts.

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• Added: March 01, 2015

Carl: You owe me. You my slave now. When I text you, you run.
Chuckie: Okay, Uncle Carl.

• Permalink: Okay, Uncle Carl.
• Added: March 01, 2015

Watch out sixth grade. Third time's a charm.

Carl

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• Added: March 01, 2015

Carl: You should quit while you're ahead.
Debbie: He'll out-Frank ya every time.

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• Added: March 01, 2015

Fiona: No, I have to tell you something.
Gus: What's wrong?
Fiona: I slept with my ex.
Gus: You slept with...Since we've been married?
Fiona: Yesterday.
Gus: We had sex yesterday.

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• Added: March 01, 2015

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That's a lot more than most people would do.

Lip

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• Added: February 16, 2015

Lip: Hey. You Gus?
Gus: Yeah.
Lip: Hey, I'm Lip. Brother. Don't fuck this up cuz she's really great, alright?

• Permalink: Hey, I'm Lip. Brother. Don't fuck this up cuz she's really great, alright?
• Added: February 16, 2015

Jimmy/Steve: Do you love him?
Fiona: You don't get to ask me that.
Jimmy/Steve: I love you.
Fiona: Fuck you.

• Permalink: Do you love him?
• Added: February 16, 2015

Alright shithead, this is like the two hundredth time I'm calling and you not picking up. I'm starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back, Ian. I'm worried about you. I love you. Call me back.

Mickey

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• Added: February 15, 2015

Lip: What the fuck is he doing here?
Fiona: I have no idea.
Jimmy/Steve: Hey Lip, how you been?
Lip: I thought you were married?
Fiona: I am.
Sami: You're married?
Fiona: Uh huh.
Debbie: What? To who?
Lip: To Gus.
Carl: The musician?
Sami: Is that Gus?
Debbie: No, that's Jimmy.
Sami: Who's Jimmy?
Debbie: Her old boyfriend.
Sami: Then who's Gus?

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• Added: February 15, 2015

Hey, I need to borrow your car. Ian just stole a baby.

Lip [to Amanda]

• Permalink: Hey, I need to borrow your car. Ian just stole a baby.
• Added: February 15, 2015

What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to sit on my porch knitting, hoping one day you'd show back up. You disappeared. Gone. Nothing.

Fiona [to Jimmy/Steve]

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• Added: February 15, 2015