You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.

V [to Jimmy]

Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.

Kev [to Lip]

Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.


Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.

The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.


When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear!


Frank: Giving or receiving?
Jody: Never receiving, always destroying.

Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work.


Carl: What's that smell?
Counselor: Fresh air.

Challenges foster growth!


I just wish you'd given me a heads up before I went with the whole whore thing. I don't want our kids first impression of you to be that you're a whore.


I know school was never you thing, but you've never been dumb.

Fiona [to Kev]

Shameless Quotes

We’re all addicts Fiona, trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right?


Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.