You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.V [to Jimmy]
Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.Kev [to Lip]
Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.Frank
Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.
The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.Jimmy
When you feel a full chub poking you in the back, the meaning's pretty clear!Lip
Frank: Giving or receiving?
Jody: Never receiving, always destroying.
Doing things you don't wanna do is how you make a relationship work.Frank
Carl: What's that smell?
Counselor: Fresh air.
Challenges foster growth!Frank
I just wish you'd given me a heads up before I went with the whole whore thing. I don't want our kids first impression of you to be that you're a whore.Kev
I know school was never you thing, but you've never been dumb.Fiona [to Kev]