Nix that one. My thrill drill is out of juice.

Frank

Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.

What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!

Lip [to Sammi]

Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!

Fiona

Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!

Lip [to Fiona]

Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.

Carl

The social worker can bite my ballbag.

Frank

Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.

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Sort your shit out.

Lip [to Fiona]

We're that extra special Gallagher kinda fucked up.

Lip

Christ I'm tired of being poor.

Kev

Me yelling at her? You think that's the most traumatic thing that's happened to her in the last 18 hours.

Lip [about Debbie]

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Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

V

Gus: See you at two.
Fiona: Wouldn't miss it.