That turned me off, periscope down.

Kev

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• Added: March 10, 2013

I'm sorry but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.

Jimmy

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• Added: March 10, 2013

Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?

V

• Permalink: Is Lip getting serious about Mandy Skank-o-vich?
• Added: March 10, 2013

I want normal people problems.

Fiona

• Permalink: I want normal people problems.
• Added: March 10, 2013

In her day your great aunt was a legendary pole smoker.

Frank

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• Added: March 10, 2013

Jody when you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.

Sheila

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• Added: March 03, 2013

So thanks to me, you've been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.

Ian

• Permalink: So thanks to me, you've been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.
• Added: March 03, 2013

Alcohol is a gift.

Frank

• Permalink: Alcohol is a gift.
• Added: March 03, 2013

All I'm gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you.

Jody

• Permalink: All I'm gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how mu...
• Added: March 03, 2013

If I had a dime for everytime I heard you say that I'd have one dime.

Kev

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• Added: March 03, 2013

This is an express bus to the Maury Povich show.

Kev

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• Added: February 24, 2013

I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just genetic.

Fiona

• Permalink: I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just genetic.
• Added: February 24, 2013