Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 9 Quotes
Frank: Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs for a any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo.
Lip: Still father of the year, Frank.
Frank: Military service is for losers.
Lip: Spoken like a true patriot.
Lip: No.
Liam: I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm coming down with something.
Lip: Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go.
Liam: It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. Could you just homeschool me?
Man: You’re sure this isn’t about the money?
Frank: Of course it’s about the money.
Mo White is our only hope.
Frank
Lip: If I don’t get her out of here, they’re going to call DCFS.
Brad: You’re not her parent.
Kev: They made a list of rapiest bars and The Alibi’s number one?
V: They even pay black prostitutes with big boobs. I’m gonna kill that bitch.
The tide is changing too damn fast. Let's make Chicago white again.
Frank
I'm sorry, but we already have a black kid.
Receptionist
Gallaghers don't sponsor. We get sponsored.
Lip
I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.
Debbie
Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!
