Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Quotes
Felicia, thank you for not giving up on me, even though you definitely should have.
Sam
Sam: Olivia, you’re going to have another baby? Obviously, I count myself as your first.
Olivia: I’m way too young to be your mother. Don’t ever say that again.
Sam: It’s my blame. This is my moment.
Carol: You have some. I get some. Don’t be a blame hog. I’m so grateful for this Samantha. I want to freeze her in time for as long as I can.
Lucas: What are you doing?
James: Sorry for loving the Lord.
Lucas: You’re drunk. I knew you drank, but today of all days on Thanksgiving, Mom’s favorite holiday with all our relatives around.
No, that can’t be true! No one in this family drinks.
James's mom
Katrina(Sam): Wait, you’re very drunk. I just want to make sure I have your consent.
James: Oh, you got it.
I got kicked out of my family on Thanksgiving. We can be monsters together.
James
Sam: I’m thankful I don’t live in this shit town anymore.
James: Ouch! I still live here.
Company owner: I can’t tell if you’re excited or terrified.
James: Well I’m an alcoholic
Sam: We passed a parking lot. Something definitely happened there, but I don’t know what.
James: I get it. I worked at this restaurant in high school. I don’t remember anything about it, just the drinks.
James: That’s the thing. You have some stuff you might not want to remember. Take me, for example.
Sam: I’m glad I remembered you.
Olivia: Yes, let’s select some semen.
Stephanie: No, it’s not a yucky game show. It’s DNA.
