Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Quotes
An apology is like jumping over a puddle. An amends is like rebuilding a bridge you blew up.
Olivia
Sam: I’m supposed to get my 30-day chip soon.
Felicia: Really? You’re such a star student.
No one told me this was like the high school cafeteria again, only this time I’m way less cute.
Sam
It’s your first sober paycheck. You should be proud.
Mindy
Sam: We could skip the relapse and go straight to sex.
James: That sounds great, but you’re kind of untouchable until you’re a year and a day sober.
Part of your recovery is to act like an adult in the world and figure out a solution.
Olivia
Brit, are you serious? Do you think I would be doing this if I had $5,000?
Sam
I love that you’re here. I hate that you have to be here for yourself.
Carol
I miss being a drunk. There was a lot less accountability.
Sam
You’re here because someone got you the best deal I’ve ever seen.
Probation officer
Carol: Everyone wants to have some wine at night. It’s hard to be a person.
Sam: I’m just doing the best I can.
Carol: I’m sure you have. The rest of us have done the best we can the whole time you have been drinking.
Sam: They say the secret to sobriety is one day at a time so I’ll just start over tomorrow.
Felicia: Tomorrow is always a new day.
