Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Quotes
Olivia: It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just list all of the ways you’ve done her harm and synthesize it in a bite-size piece that she can swallow.
Sam: Right. I’ll just fit 13 years of being a total asshole into 30 minutes.
You knew me better than anybody. You definitely knew I was an alcoholic before I did. I’m sorry for a lot of stuff. I miss you a lot.
Sam
Sam: Olivia, you’re going to have another baby? Obviously, I count myself as your first.
Olivia: I’m way too young to be your mother. Don’t ever say that again.
Katrina(Sam): Wait, you’re very drunk. I just want to make sure I have your consent.
James: Oh, you got it.
Sam: I’m thankful I don’t live in this shit town anymore.
James: Ouch! I still live here.
I got kicked out of my family on Thanksgiving. We can be monsters together.
James
Lucas: What are you doing?
James: Sorry for loving the Lord.
Lucas: You’re drunk. I knew you drank, but today of all days on Thanksgiving, Mom’s favorite holiday with all our relatives around.
No, that can’t be true! No one in this family drinks.
James's mom
I don’t know how to feel. There’s an odd comfort to failure.
James
Company owner: I can’t tell if you’re excited or terrified.
James: Well I’m an alcoholic
Why would you give my adult daughter money and why would you do that without asking me first?
Carol
James: That’s the thing. You have some stuff you might not want to remember. Take me, for example.
Sam: I’m glad I remembered you.
