Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Quotes
There wasn’t really a specific thing but more like a hole I kept digging and digging. I ruined my relationship with my mom. I ruined my relationship with my mom. I was impossible to date. I ended up in a broken, empty shell of a human being.
Sam
Why would you give my adult daughter money and why would you do that without asking me first?
Carol
Company owner: I can’t tell if you’re excited or terrified.
James: Well I’m an alcoholic
James: That’s the thing. You have some stuff you might not want to remember. Take me, for example.
Sam: I’m glad I remembered you.
Just be yourself, not your old self, but your new self, but not the new self from today. Focus on the fun parts and don’t worry about the sad stuff.
Nathaniel
Are you though? I endured pirate jokes every day for a month.
Nathaniel
Carol: Samantha, you’re a writer. Didn’t New York and Bzzz make you want to drink?
Sam: There are lots of things that make me want to drink, Mom.
Sam: I haven’t written anything yet.
Carol: Why not?
Sam: I can’t write unless I’m drunk, I guess.
James: I don’t think a trip together is a good idea. Is it a friend thing? Is it a romantic thing?
Sam: It’s a bagel thing.
Brian: Would you like some?
Sam: No, I’m sober.
Sam: If I don’t see some action soon, this whole area is going to break off and drift off to sea.
Olivia: Six months is when it happened to me too.
Sam: Your privates sacrificed themselves to the tide?
Olivia: No, I started to feel my body again. You’re just emerging from sobriety survival mode.
James: Whoa!
Sam: Whoa good or whoa bad? It’s bad, isn’t it?
