Single Drunk Female
Wednesdays 10:30 PMSingle Drunk Female Season 1 Quotes
Sam: This shop is officially closed for business.
Felicia: By shop, you mean your vagina?
Sam: What else could I possibly mean?
Felicia: Aww Sam, don’t get all sad on me. This was your first try.
James: Want to dance?
Sam: I think I’m going to ease my way into it. I’m not sure how my body moves without a gin and tonic in its system.
Listen. We’re on different timelines. If we were both newcomers, this would have ended up very differently.
James
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day or as I call it, the purge for sober people.
Mindy
You want to know my geekiest move ever? Treat every day like a video game. Check off my goals, rack up some points, and if I don’t give in to the temptations of the evil wizard Drink-o, I get a reward.
Mindy
This is the one. It’s the first dress that hasn’t made me want to burst into tears when I look in the mirror.
Brit
Brit: I know it’s weird but I could really use your help.
Sam: Totally. I came as fast as I could considering I can’t drive at the moment.
Olivia: If you feel lonely or anything, give me a call. The door is always open.
Stephanie(in the background): No, the door is closed.
Olivia: I love you. Hang in there.
Show up for the people that matter and they will show up
Olivia
Brit, are you serious? Do you think I would be doing this if I had $5,000?
Sam
No one told me this was like the high school cafeteria again, only this time I’m way less cute.
Sam
I miss being a drunk. There was a lot less accountability.
Sam
