South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 16 Quotes
Love is like taking a dump, Butters. Sometimes it works itself out. But sometimes, you need to give it a nice hard slimy push.
Cartman
Anyway, thanks a lot, and stay away from my man, bitch.
Cartman
Aw, Token's shy! Oh my god, that is adorable.
Cartman
The hardest part about it is knowing you can't take it back! It was a 5th generation nano, so I can't trade it in anywhere!
Stan
How many iPod nanos is friendship worth? I guess, one.
Kyle
Real Kyle: So you intended us for us to go ziplining all along? Why, Stan?
Real Stan: If you signed up 3 friends...you got an iPod nano.
Real Kyle: You sold us out for an iPod nano?!
Stan: And I finally, I couldn't hold it in any more. I said "Stop it!"
Real Stan: Stop it!
If I crap in a forest, the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!
Cartman
It was like having the life sucked out of you. That's all it is, sliding down a cable.
Kyle
Just the word shuttle makes Kyle's brain fire neurons that bring up memories of just how lame shuttles can be.
Narrator
It was 10, maybe 15 minutes of pure hell.
Stan
Inside Kyle's mouth, the muscles contract to force a smile, even though in his brain, Kyle is thinking, "dude, fuck you."
Narrator
