South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 2 Quotes
Hi there folks. This is a heck of a storm out here. Thought maybe you could use some provisions. There's some candles and food in there. Ain't much but it should get you through the night. Take care folks; I've got other houses to get to.
Evil Cartman
Cartman: Man you guys are hella-stupid. If I had money I wouldn't give it to you assholes.
Kyle: Well at least he's back to normal.
Stan: Yea but we can't get a pumpkin so we can't enter the carving contest.
Kyle: It's OK. Kenny said he could get one.
Cartman: Oh how's Kenny gonna get one. He's hella-poor.
Stan: Why do you keep saying hella fat ass?
Cartman: 'Cause I'm hella-cool that's why.
Kyle: That's not cool!
Cartman: You guys are just hella-jealous.
Chef: I hope you're ready for lunch children, because today I've got spooky spaghetti, and freaky french fries...
Stan: Uh, Chef?
Chef: ...and haunted hash browns, and a creepy cookie...
Kyle: Chef?
Chef: ...and monstrous milk, and a terrifying napkin!
Stan: CHEF!!
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You guys a hella stupid,
You guys a hella lame,
You guys a hella dumb,
hella, hella, hella.
No you guys, murder is never the answer.
Evil Cartman
(When Mr. Garrison takes Mr. Twig to the hospital for his burns.
Mr. Garrison: Well, is he going to be all right doctor?
Doctor: Uh. It's a stick.
Chef told me to get a pompadour hat. I thought he said "bite the head of a bat" and the rest is history.
Ozzy
(Singing) Stinky bitches. You've got stinky britches!
Cartman
Look Elton, you are a great singer, but a retarded monkey could write better lyrics.
Chef
Mr. Garrison: Mr- Mr. Twig, are you OK? Mr- Mr. Twig?
(He lifts up the covers and notices Mr. Twig broken)
Mr. Garrison: (Screams) MR. TWIG IS BROKEN IN HALF!! WHO DID THIS!? YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARD!!
Look at the monkey. Look at the silly little monkey. (Juror's head explodes)
Johnnie Cochran
Stan: Oh my god, Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off!
Kyle: You bastard!
