Ms. Stevens: I'm leaving some pamphlets up here on the desk if anyone is interested.
Cartman: Oh good. We could use some more toilet paper.

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Cartman: What if you don't have any rhythm?
Choir Teacher: Excuse me?
Cartman: Well, like my friend Kyle. He's Jewish, so he doesn't have any rhythm.
Kyle: Shut up, fat ass!
Stan: Choirs suck.
Mr. Garrison: Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!! Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!! Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!! (sighs deeply and tells the choir teacher) Go ahead.

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Stan: AHHH! SNAKE!
Kyle: No dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh. AHHH! SNAKE!
Kyle: No dude, that's the same branch again.
Stan: Oh.

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(During a lightning storm.)
Stan: Oh my god! I just saw Tony Danza!
Ms. Stevens: No, you did not just see Tony Danza!
(In next flash of lightning Tony Danza is sitting with the kids in the circle.)

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(While driving through San Jose, Costa Rica)
Cartman: Oh my God, it smells like ass out here.
Miss Stevens: Alright, that does it. Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant.
Cartman: I wasn't saying anything about their culture; I was just saying their city smells like ass!

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(after the GGWK choir has been saved by the deforestation workers)
Ms. Stevens: So, what are you doing out here with all this equipment?
Worker: Oh, we're tearing down the rainforest to make room a lumber yard, do you have a problem with that or something?
Ms. Stevens: Me? Oh no, you go ahead and tear down this whole f**king thing!

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(After Kenny has been struck by lightning)
Kyle: Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Stan: You bastards!
Kelley: Who!? Who killed him!?
Kyle: They...uh, they did.
Kelly: Who's they!?
Stan: ..They're bastards...

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I F(bleep)G HATE THE RAINFOREST!

Ms. Stevens

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Cartman: So,are you going to see your girlfriend again?
Kenny: No, dude seriously.

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(muffled) My name is Kenny Kenny no Kenny.

</i> Kenny

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Cartman: (upon passing out from hunger) ...Need...food.
Construction worker: Get this child some food, quick!
Cartman: Chicken wings.

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Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
Craig: No!
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird.

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