South Park Season 3

"World Wide Recorder Concert"

The boys travel to Arkansas for a recorder competition and learn a special note to pull a prank; Mr. Garrison confronts his father about never sexually molesting him.

"Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"

Cartman and Kenny mistake a colon infection for getting their period. Meanwhile, Jesus plans a New Year's Eve party but is worried his father won't show up.

"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"

Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical special of South Park, in which the characters sing twisted version of Christmas classics.

"The Red Badge of Gayness"

During a Civil War re-enactment, Cartman, as General Lee, leads the Schnapps-fueled Confederate army to take over America.

"Starvin' Marvin in Space"

The boys try to save Starvin's Marvin from the government and Christian group, who's more bent on converting starving third world citizens than saving them.

"Hooked on Monkey Phonics"

A homeschooled boy decides to enroll at South Park Elementary, much to his parents' chagrin. Kyle ends up falling for the boy's sister.


The boys become fascinated in Chinpokomon, the latest Japanese fad. They learn Chinpokomon are designed to brainwash children to overthrow the US government.

"Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"

Korn guest stars on a Halloween episode of South Park where they're blamed for making the holiday immoral. Meanwhile, the boys use Kyle's grandmother's corpse to scare the fifth graders.


On the night of the meteor shower, Kyle, Kenny and Ike go to a Jewish scout camp where Moses appears before them.

"Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"

At the meteor shower party, Stan is stunk with a bunch of nerds in the basement that he comes to depend on when the ATF stakes out the party.

"Cat Orgy"

Cartman is stuck at home with Shelly as his babysitter while his mom attends a meteor show party. Meanwhile, Cartman's cat, Mr. Kitty, is in heat.

"Sexual Harassment Panda"

A man in a panda costume comes to teach the students of South Park about sexual harassment leading Cartman to sue Stan for harassment.

"Tweek vs. Craig"

The boys pits Tweek and Craig against each other; Meanwhile, the school's shop teacher, Mr. Adler, copes with the loss of his wife.


The town saves an annoying species know as the Jackovasaurus from extinction, however, the race proves annoying to everyone but Cartman.

"The Succubus"

When Chef gets engaged, the boys are convinced that his fiancee is a succubus; Meanwhile, Cartman becomes the butt of his eye doctor's jokes.

"Spontaneous Combustion"

Randy must come to the rescue when the whole townis spontaneously combusting; Meanwhile, Cartman plays Jesus in the "Stations of the Cross" play.

"Rainforest Schmainforest"

The children are to sent to Costa Rica as part of a choir to stop deforestation, but end up deciding the rain forest isn't worth saving.

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South Park Season 3 Quotes

Mr. Mackey: Did you just flip me off?
Craig: No!
Mr. Mackey: Yes you did, you just flipped me the bird.

Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your types around here. Bartender: Now Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Skeeter: No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?