Kyle: Hey! Look at that line! It's way shorter.
Stan: I don't think we're female groupies or random sluts.
Cartman: Kenny's a random slut.

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Phillip: Why don't you go eat some more pudding, you fatass drug addict!
Terrance: I may be fat but at least I didn't get hair plugs!

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Phillip: I'm looking for a mechanic. Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage?
Terrance: Sure, buddy! All you need to do is go down to the - (he farts loudly so nobody could hear what he is saying) - and that's how you get to the auto garage!
Phillip: Can you tell me how to get to the auto garage without farting?
Terrance: Sure. You go the same way except stick your finger up your ass.
Phillip: No, no, no! I mean, could you tell me the directions again without you farting?
Terrance: Ooh! Sure! Just stick your finger up my ass.
Phillip: Alright, no problem, buddy. (sticks finger up his ass) Now, tell me, how do I get to the auto garage to see a mechanic?
Terrance: You're at the auto garage. I am the mechanic.
Phillip: Why the heck didn't you tell me you were the mechanic?
Stan: (watching it on TV) Because I had an itch up my ass.
Terrance: Because I had an itch up my ass.

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And so in her career filled with lies, back-stabbing, and whoring herself for money, she learned that the price of fame can be pleasing 65 year-old men in a dark dirty alley.

TV show commentator

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TV Announcer: See Terrance and Phillip live and in person!
Stan: What's this?

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I'm pleased to announce that the National Earth Day Organization has chosen South Park as its location for the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival!

Ms.Choksondick

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Stan: The four of us can't help tomorrow night.
Earth Day person: (angrily) YouWhat?

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I'm warning you. You better not promise things to Earth Day people that you cannot deliver. Earth Day people can bevery unforgiving.

Earth Day person

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Kyle: Dude, Terrance got really fat.
Stan: Yea, he looks terrible.

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Where the hell's Phillip?

Cartman

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Some thing very terrible has happened in the world of Terrance and Phillip!

Stan

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Aw dude! Gay!

</i> Cartman

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