You know, I'm just going to say it right out that I'm a spy. I'm gonna go back and tell him everything; I'm with dad, so, yeah. Fuck you.

Roman

Connor: You know, Pop's looking for you two.
Shiv: Yeah, we're here on his behalf.
Connor: Oh, sure thing, honey. Me too. All about dad. That's why we're all here.

Kendall: It's our time.
Roman: Oh, you mean us? This multi fuckin' ethnic transgender alliance of twenty-something dreamers we got right here?

Logan: I think I need to get back to the city. People need to see a little family unity.
Marcia: Of course. And you do have things you could say, no, to stop him.
Logan: You drop some bombs, you get burned too, you know?

Roman: Mmm. There's just something about betraying our father that just doesn't sit well with me.
Kendall: He's a central player in a rotten cabal that has basically eaten the heart out of American democracy.
Roman: Rotten Cabal is a good name for a band.

Logan: Have you spoken to Marcia? Has someone connected?
Hugo: She's available, we hear. You want to reach out?
Logan: Yes, I want to fuckin' reach out, Hugo! I'm stuck in quicksand. My family disappeared. The world is wobbling here. DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? I'm losing juice! I can't find the right fucking lawyer! The sky is falling in, so when I say something, it fucking happens! We have to ACT on the world, the fucking world. We have to act!

Kendall: OK. I can't do that right now. I have bigger fish.
Lisa: Bigger fish than staying out of prison?

It's good to know we don't have an unbalanced love portfolio.

Tom

Kendall: You tell yourself that you're a good person, but you're not a good person. Right now, I'm the real you.
Shiv: What? Sure. You're the real me, and I'm the real you. Yeah. Whatfuckingever.

Ewan: Why do you need a lawyer, Greg?
Greg: I mean, I haven't done anything wrong, I-I I just think if everyone's showing up to battle in armor, then I feel kinda exposed here in my loincloth. Bad visual.

I hope that you're not anxious that you, you know, chained yourself to a fire hydrant that spews out cultural insensitivity and sperms.

Roman

You aren't Judasing, are you Greg?

Kendall

Succession Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.