Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Quotes
This is Guantanamo-level shit. What is this, Con? I think I would like to hear Desperado. Please.
Roman
Look, I don't do apologies, but if it means so much to you, then sorry.
Logan
God fuckin' dammit. God fucking dammit. You ruined it all. You fucking ruined it all.
Connor
Look at ya. The rebel alliance. How is it out in those hills? Supply lines OK? Got enough to eat? So this is how it is, huh? The battle royale? Me and dad on one side, you guys on the other?
Connor
Do you really want to get into a full accounting of all the pain in our marriage? Because if you do, I can do that.
Tom
Who wants to smell Greg's finger, huh? Guess the scent; win a buck.
Logan
Kendall: The Hundred is Substack meets Masterclass meets The Economist meets The New Yorker.
Roman: I feel like we said iconic, and you guys are leaning ironic.
This isn't fuckin' Shake Shack, Greg. This isn't a pre-fuck party; it's a birthday party.
Carrie
Because she's brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What's even in there? Huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it's monstrous. It's gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.
Tom
You want to fuck dad, you want to fuck Tom, and I'm the only one who wants to set up a business as a business and doesn't want to fuck anyone.
Roman
Kendall: Nice speeches.
Logan: Yeah, well, you'll say anything to get fucked on a date, won't ya? Ya know, Greg is with me now. Did he tell ya? Huh? You're on your own now, son.
Kendall: We'll see. Retire now, effective immediately, and maybe I got easy, row back.
Logan: You'd scuttle the fleet in a month.
Kendall: Dad, you're the silverback, but I put you in the ground that day, and you don't get to come back. You understand?
Logan: You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a spic in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.
Logan: It'll be OK. It'll be OK because he's a good kid.
Josh: He's a good kid?
Logan: Yeah, he's a good kid.
Josh: OK.
Logan: Yeah, he did what he thought was best. I think he went too far, but he's a good kid.
Josh: Yeah?
Logan: He's a good kid, and I love him. There'll be a big number; he'll mewl and cry, and, I mean, I'll get it. It will all be OK, and maybe, it'll be him one day. It's in his blood. He learned it all from me. And maybe, maybe he's the best one of all of them. So, yeah. It'll be OK.
