Kendall: Nice speeches.
Logan: Yeah, well, you'll say anything to get fucked on a date, won't ya? Ya know, Greg is with me now. Did he tell ya? Huh? You're on your own now, son.
Kendall: We'll see. Retire now, effective immediately, and maybe I got easy, row back.
Logan: You'd scuttle the fleet in a month.
Kendall: Dad, you're the silverback, but I put you in the ground that day, and you don't get to come back. You understand?
Logan: You know something, son? I'd sooner get fucked by a spic in the shower block than see you have it. Yep. And I've got the raisin under my thumb, I've got the family, I've got little Greggy! I've got the fuckin' tattoo man in the tank. You're high and dry. Face it, son. You lost.

Greg: I have, like, this, I have, like, this stupid worry that I will go over and there will be like goons and stooges and roughjacks there to administer a beating.
Kendall: Well, honestly, he'll try to turn you against me, right?
Greg: Yeah.
Kendall: And that's fine.
Greg: Mm-hmm.
Kendall: Because you're not going to turn against me.

Gerri: Would you please put your footwear on? For this to work, we need, you know, boundaries.
Roman: What? I can't take my footwear off?

You know they're calling me Terminal Tom down on seven because I've got cancer of the career?

Tom

I just hope our acting CEO isn't getting too fucking acting.

Logan

Hey, dad. How's your headspace?

Roman

I like you, and I have got no beef with you, Tom. Another life is possible, brother.

Kendall

Shiv Fuckin' Roy.

Nate

Roman: Alright. Yeah, fine. Fuck you. I'll go out and say I love dad. Why not? I do, so yeah [double flashes the finger].
Shiv: Oh, look at you. Cutest cheerleader in the high school. Is it true you let the track team finger-bang you for lunch money?
Roman: Stop projecting your memories on me.

Oh, there he is. The little man who started this big war.

Shiv

I hope that you're not anxious that you, you know, chained yourself to a fire hydrant that spews out cultural insensitivity and sperms.

Roman

You aren't Judasing, are you Greg?

Kendall

Succession Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.