Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 2 Quotes
The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next, the Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic?
Ewan
I think this might be the end of the company. We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment that we never get out of.
Roman
Roman: And did I hear that your mother, is this true, she volunteers for the democratic socialist?
Tom: Oh my! God folks, watch out. We got a libtard in the punchbowl.
Roman: Oh, and one more thing real quick. Should weeee get married?
Gerri: What?
Roman: You know, not that. An equivalent. The think. Like I abduct you and force you to live with me.
Gerri: That's not equivalent.
Roman: Then you kill me. You chop my dick off, you know? Something. I'm kidding, but you know what I'm saying. You eat me. I eat you. Like they do in Germany. Anyway, it's a lot to think about. I get it. So let it [wiggles fingers by his head]. Bye.
Rhea: You can't blame her for her lack of experience.
Roman: Well, sure you can. Just watch. You'll get the hang of it.
Logan: You wanna stay over or what?
Rhea: Oh. OK. I wasn't expecting that.
Kendall: OK. Well, uh, I think, I think Naomi wants me to take her to the Regents Park Zoo. Apparently, we're in a fuckin' Simon and Garfunkel song, so um, I'll travel to mom's...
Logan: I think we should do a bit of brainstorming.
Kendall: Uh huh.
Logan: Yeah. Will you come with me?
Kendall: As in?
Logan: Down to the boy's family.
Kendall: Right. I mean. Yeah?
Logan: Yeah.
Kendall: Oh. OK.
Logan: We should stick together on this; don't you agree?
Dude, are you, like, talking yourself hard right now?
Kendall [to Roman]
Good. I like a boring bastard flying me. Serge always looks as if his dick's still wet, and he's gonna give me the name of a good fuckin' pinot.
Logan
The next Zucker fucker comes along and swallows you whole, shits you out as an app.
Rhea
As execs. OK. Well, Shiv thinks she's smarter than she is. Roman could actually be good, but, um nowhere near right now. Kendall's, I don't know. It's like you put him in a big diaper, and now he can shit himself whenever he likes. He has all the shots, but he doesn't know when to play them. I, I don't know.
Rhea
Do you know nothing of the company you're supposed to be taking over? You know, Waystar? Waystar Royco. We do hate speech and rollercoasters.
Roman
