I think this might be the end of the company. We might get sucked into a black hole of embarrassment that we never get out of.

Roman

Logan: I like you, Greg.
Greg: Oh, oh, oh, OK. Right.
Logan: I do. I like you. What did he say?
Greg: He threatened to cut me off.
Logan: He won't do that. He's too much of a fuckin' coward. That's why his whole life has amounted to nothing. But you know, in the end, it's up to you, kiddo. Mmm?
Greg: Yeah.
Logan: Uncle Fun or Grandpa Grumps.

So I hereby convene the meeting of the newly formed "what the fuck are we gonna do" committee.

Gerri

In terms of the lives that will be lost by his whoring for the climate change deniers, there's a very persuasive argument to be made that he's worse than Hitler.

Ewan

Is Rhea really the worst thing in the world, or does a woman from outside actually make sense right now?

Connor

Jennifer: Has anyone ever told you that you talk about your dad, like, a lot?
Kendall: [laughs nervously] Uh, OK. Uh, no. I don't think they have.

Three thousand miles to pose with signage. Thank fuck I'm not busy.

Logan

Hey, Ken. Maybe you should tell that story about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. That ought to moisten the old peepers.

Roman

But when we're out on the other side of this all, it's you. I'm telling you now. It's always been you.

Rhea

Roman: Oh, and one more thing real quick. Should weeee get married?
Gerri: What?
Roman: You know, not that. An equivalent. The think. Like I abduct you and force you to live with me.
Gerri: That's not equivalent.
Roman: Then you kill me. You chop my dick off, you know? Something. I'm kidding, but you know what I'm saying. You eat me. I eat you. Like they do in Germany. Anyway, it's a lot to think about. I get it. So let it [wiggles fingers by his head]. Bye.

Connor: Tell us a story, though.
Logan: Story?
Connor: Yeah, from back in the day.
Logan: Oh yeah. What? You want a bit about old, fucking Rosebud? Rosebud is a dollar bill. It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here.
Connor: Good story, dad.

Hugo: Uh, they're asking if you want to stay for lunch.
Logan: Fuck no.
Hugo: I'll be sure to feed that back to them. Fuck no. Got it.

Succession Season 2 Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.