Logan: You wanna stay over or what?
Rhea: Oh. OK. I wasn't expecting that.

Kendall: OK. Well, uh, I think, I think Naomi wants me to take her to the Regents Park Zoo. Apparently, we're in a fuckin' Simon and Garfunkel song, so um, I'll travel to mom's...
Logan: I think we should do a bit of brainstorming.
Kendall: Uh huh.
Logan: Yeah. Will you come with me?
Kendall: As in?
Logan: Down to the boy's family.
Kendall: Right. I mean. Yeah?
Logan: Yeah.
Kendall: Oh. OK.
Logan: We should stick together on this; don't you agree?

FAMILY Sihoban, if you don't understand that, then fuck off.

Logan

The next Zucker fucker comes along and swallows you whole, shits you out as an app.

Rhea

As execs. OK. Well, Shiv thinks she's smarter than she is. Roman could actually be good, but, um nowhere near right now. Kendall's, I don't know. It's like you put him in a big diaper, and now he can shit himself whenever he likes. He has all the shots, but he doesn't know when to play them. I, I don't know.

Rhea

Dude, are you, like, talking yourself hard right now?

Kendall [to Roman]

Rhea: You can't blame her for her lack of experience.
Roman: Well, sure you can. Just watch. You'll get the hang of it.

Niiice. Bring your daughter to the slaughter. Tell the old dinosaur what you were going to do?

Roman

Oh? It's difficult? I'm sorry buddy. Would you like a handjob and an Advil? Fuuuck off then.

Logan

Roman: I mean, call me sociopathic, but doesn't this seem a tiny bit quaint in comparison to the last few years?
Logan: He's right. It's cultural splashback. We're being punished for the sins of others. No one real gives a fuck.

I think the question is what closes this down fastest. Do we say it's something and we'll fix it or it's nothing and fuck off.

Gerri

I guess if you did have somethin' goin' on deal wise, it's kind of like dead in the water now, right? Like some of the women that went on those cruises.

Stewey

Succession Season 2 Quotes

Shiv: God he looks terrible. He looks like a frozen corpse.
Tom: Yeah, he looks waxy, like an unshaven candle.

Ragnar: A public and personal declaration of withdrawal could be really helpful. You OK, mate?
Kendall: Yeah.
Ragnar: Yeah, you could do this. You could stop it.
Kendall: OK, yeah. I mean. My dad wants me to do it, uh, I'll, I'll do it. [reading note] 'I saw their plan. Dad's plan is better.'
Ragnar: How you feel? You look good.
Kendall: Yeah, I feel, uh, I feel good.