Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 2 Quotes
Hey, uh, big fan of, uh, all your money.
Greg
I think the question is what closes this down fastest. Do we say it's something and we'll fix it or it's nothing and fuck off.
Gerri
I guess if you did have somethin' goin' on deal wise, it's kind of like dead in the water now, right? Like some of the women that went on those cruises.
Stewey
Roman: I mean, call me sociopathic, but doesn't this seem a tiny bit quaint in comparison to the last few years?
Logan: He's right. It's cultural splashback. We're being punished for the sins of others. No one real gives a fuck.
Oh? It's difficult? I'm sorry buddy. Would you like a handjob and an Advil? Fuuuck off then.
Logan
Gerri: Obviously, it's an ethical minefield.
Roman: Sure, of course. But if we took a position of... fuck it?
Gerri: Well, that's an interesting ethical position.
Niiice. Bring your daughter to the slaughter. Tell the old dinosaur what you were going to do?
Roman
Is there an angle here for a team-up? Like me, kind of like a Jagger/Tarzan fronting things up and swingin' through the trees with my little dick singin', killin' shit, and you back home cookin' us soup and makin' sure the numbers are right. Hmm? Rockstar and the mole woman?
Roman
Maxim: Well, you can't change Washington without knowing Washington. Can you name me one member of the House Congress Committee?
Connor: Oh, uh, yeah. I think I know one. Representative Ferdinand D. Who Gives a Shit from the great state of No One Fucking Cares.
Maxim: Well, I'm convinced. Clear some space on Mount Rushmore folks!
Logan: Greg!
Greg: Hey! GregorY!
Logan: Have a drink. Have a drink you beautiful Ichabod Crane fuck you.
Romulus, when you laugh, please do it in the same volume as everyone else. We didn't get you from a hyena farm.
Logan
Logan: What the fuck did you say to Mark? Making quacks about his Ph.D.?
Shiv: It was a joke. He laughed.
Frank: It seems he did not enjoy that.
Logan: He's a yes, Shiv. He's solid. Why are you even botherin' with him?
