So, we found out the douche quarterback was smoking pot, caught a predator, and solved a murder. We're doing pretty great this week.

Alex

• Permalink: So, we found out the douche quarterback was smoking pot, caught a predator, and solved a...
• Added: November 13, 2017

Josie: He's 27. I'm 17. In five years no one will even care about the age difference.
Alex: In five years he'll be half way through his sentence for statutory rape.

• Permalink: In five years he'll be half way through his sentence for statutory rape.
• Added: November 13, 2017

Okay, you are edging on mean drunk, and I only signed up for sad drunk.

Kara

• Permalink: Okay, you are edging on mean drunk, and I only signed up for sad drunk.
• Added: November 13, 2017

Eliza: I made coffee in case this turns into a teary all-nighter.
Kara: You don't have to stay up.
Eliza: Well, this is the mom fine print. When your child's in agony, you show up regardless the hour.

• Permalink: Well, this is the mom fine print. When your child's in agony, you show up regardless the hour.
• Added: November 13, 2017